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Great Reads

1. The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.

2. The Washington Post is read by people who think they run the country.

3. The New York Times is read by people who think they should run the country, and who are very good at crossword puzzles. 

4. USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but don't really understand The New York Times.

5. The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldn't mind running the country, if they could find the time and if they didn't have to leave Southern California to do it.

6. The Boston Globe is read by people whose

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Oldies, but Goodies from Jeff Foxworthy

Jeff_Foxworthy.jpegThis is straight forward country thinking...by Jeff Foxworthy

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. 
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. 
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life. 
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands

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Great Orators - Past & Present!

"One man with courage makes a majority." ~ Andrew Jackson 

 “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." Franklin D. Roosevelt 

  “The buck stops here." ~ Harry S. Truman 
  
“Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country." ~ John F. Kennedy 

Great Orators of the PRESENT: 

“It depends what your definition of 'is' is?'' President William Jefferson Clinton 

 "Those rumors are false.  I believe in the sanctity of marriage." ~  John Edwards 
  
"What difference does it make?" (re: Benghazi) Hillary Clinton

“I invented 

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God is Busy! If You Do Not Know God Do Not Make Stupid Remarks

A United States Marine was taking some college courses between assignments.

He had completed 20 missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off

this platform...

I'll give you exactly 15 min."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform.

The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Marine calmly replied,

"GOD was busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your

right to say stupid shit and act like an idiot. So He sent me."

The classroom erupted in cheers!

THIS IS GOOD, KEEP IT GOING!

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Obama's Accomplishments.....

(author unknown)

1. Obama destroyed the Clinton Political Machine, driving a stake through the heart of Hillary’s presidential aspirations - something no Republican was ever able to do. 

2. Obama killed off the Kennedy Dynasty - no more Kennedys trolling Washington looking for booze and women wanting rides home. 

3. Obama is destroying the Democratic Party before our eyes! Dennis Moore had never lost a race. Evan Bayh had never lost a race. Byron Dorgan had never lost a race. Harry Reid - soon to be GONE! These are just a handful of the Democrats whose political careers Obama has destroyed. By the end of 2016 dozens more will be gone. Just think, in December of 2008 the Democrats were on the rise. In the previous two election cycles, they picked up 14 Senate seats and 52 House seats. The press was touting the death of the Conservative Movement and the Republican Party. However, in just one year, Obama put a stop to all of this and has given the House and the Senate back to the Republicans. 

4. Obama has completely exposed liberals and progressives for what they are. Sadly, 

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T'was the night before Christmas, and up in the tower....

(author unknown)

The Donald reflected on his newfound power.

The conservative masses had come out in force,

And delivered a victory that would chart a new course.

 

The snowflakes were shell-shocked with tears in their eyes,

The media lied to them...what a surprise.

They had been promised a Hillary win,

But the unethical Clinton took one on the chin.

 

And 'though from all corners celebrities flew,

They made no impression, for they hadn’t a clue.

They talked about climate, racism, and such,

And they made up good stories . .But didn’t know much.

 

The fake news and ignorance came at a cost,

And they can’t understand all the reasons they lost.

They blame it 

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The Night Before Inauguration Day

Submitted by a faithful “Our Town” reader

Twas January 19th,

and all through the house,

The Congress was nervous,

And scared as a mouse.

 

If it had been Romney,

They wouldn’t quite care.

But Trump won the election,

By more than a hair.

 

And the millennials were going,

Out of their heads.

Because

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PRESIDENT TRUMP'S NEW CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR U.S. CITIZENS

telephone_operator.jpegGOOD MORNING,  WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, a Christian nation, land of the free and home of the brave.  How may I help you?

Press '1' for  English.

Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English.

american_soldier.jpegAnd remember only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you, Jesus Christ and the American Soldier.

crucifixtion.jpeg    One died for your soul,

 

 

 

caskets.jpeg   the other for your freedom.

 

2017, A NEW YEAR AND A NEW BEGINNING WILL SOON BE HERE.

A Nation of Sheep  - Breeds a Government of Wolves!

Let's Take a stand!!!

Borders:Closed...

Language:English only...

Culture: Constitution and the Bill of Rights!!!

Drug  Free: Make a drug screen mandatory for anyone on welfare and/or food stamps!

NO freebies to Non-Citizens or illegal immigrants!

WITH THE ELECTION OF DONALD TRUMP, WE THE PEOPLE, WILL BE HEARD AT LAST.

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Hilarious Trump Christmas Parody “It’s The Most Wonderful Time in 8 Years”

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