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A Heterosexual, White Male's Lament.....

I was born white, which now, whether I like it or not, makes me a  racist.  

I am a fiscal  and moral conservative, which by today's standards, makes me a fascist.  

I am heterosexual, which according to gay folks, now makes me a homophobe.  

I am non-union, which makes me a traitor to the working class and an ally of big business.  

I am not a Muslim, which now labels me as an infidel.  

I believe in the 2nd Amendment, which now makes me a member of the vast gun lobby.  

I am older than 70 and retired, which makes me a useless old man.  

I think and I reason,  therefore I doubt much that the main stream media tells me,  which must make me a reactionary.  

I am proud of my heritage and our inclusive American culture, which makes me a xenophobe.  

I value my safety and that of my family and I appreciate the police and the legal system, which makes me a right-wing extremist.  

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual's merits, which today makes me an anti-socialist.  

I (and most of the folks I know), acquired a fair education without student loans (it's called work) and no debt at graduation, which makes me some kind of an odd underachiever.  

I believe in the defense and protection of the homeland for and by all citizens,  which now makes me a militant. 

Please help me come to terms with the new me… because I'm just not sure who I am anymore! 

I would like to thank all my friends for sticking with me through these abrupt, new found changes in my life and my thinking! I just can't imagine or understand what's happened to me so quickly!  Funny…it's all just taken place over the last 7 or 8 years!  

As if all this shit wasn't enough to deal with…I'm now afraid to go into either restroom.

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