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A Parody, but Sad Truth in a Letter to Obama

Dear Mr. Obama,

I'm planning to move my family and  extended family into Mexico for my
health, and I would  like to ask you to assist me.

 We're planning to simply walk across the  border from the U.S. into Mexico, and we'll  need your help to make a few arrangements.  We plan to skip all the legal  stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws.  I'm sure  they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling the President of Mexico, that I'm on my way over?

 Please let  him know that I will be expecting the following:

 1. Free medical care for 

my entire family.

 2. English-speaking Government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.

 3. Please print all Mexican Government forms in English.

 4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking
 (bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American
culture and history.

 6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast  and

 8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get  easy access to government services.

 9. I do plan to  get a car and drive in Mexico, but I don't plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to
learnlocal traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the  memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking  officer.

 11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my housetop, put U.S. flag  decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying  any taxes, or
 have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

 13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be
 extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

 15.  Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

 16. I'll need income tax credits so that although I don't pay Mexican taxes, I'll receive money from  the government.

 17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Government pays $4,500.00 to help
 me buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.

I know this is an easy  request because you already do all these things for all of his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico.  I am sure that the President of Mexico will not mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.

Logic is dead - Excellence is punished - Mediocrity is rewarded, and dependency is to be revered.
This is present day America.  When people rob banks they go to prison.  When they rob the taxpayer, they get re-elected...

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published this page in The Lighter Side 2014-05-28 13:21:41 -0600