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Walmart v the Morons - What if Walmart Ran the Government!

walmart.jpeg1. Americans spend $36,000,000 at Wal-Mart Every hour of every day.

2. This works out to $20,928 profit every minute!

3. Wal-Mart will sell more from January 1 to St. Patrick's Day (March17th) than Target sells all year.

4. Wal-Mart is bigger than Home Depot + Kroger + Target +Sears + Costco

K-Mart combined.

5. Wal-Mart employs 1.6 million people, is the world's largest privateemployer, and most speak English.

6. Wal-Mart is the largest company in the history of the world.

7. Wal-Mart now sells 

more food than Kroger and Safeway combined, and

keep in mind they did this in only fifteen years.

8. During this same period, 31 big supermarket chains soughtbankruptcy.

9. Wal-Mart now sells more food than any other store in the world.

10. Wal-Mart has approx 3,900 stores in the USA of which 1,906 are

Super Centers; this is 1,000 more than it had five years ago.

11. This year 7.2 billion different purchasing experiences will occurat Wal-Mart stores. (Earth's population is approximately 6.5 Billion.)

12. 90% of all Americans live within fifteen miles of a Wal-Mart.

You may think that I am complaining, but I am really laying the groundwork for suggesting that MAYBE we should hire the guys who run Wal-Martto fix the economy. 

To President Obama and all 535 voting members of the Legislature,it is now official that the majority of you are corrupt morons:

a.  The U.S. Postal Service was established in 1775. You have had 234 years to get it right and it is broke.

b. Social Security was established in 1935. You have had 81 years toget it right and it is broke.

c. Fannie Mae was established in 1938. You have had 77 years to getit right and it is broke.

d. War on Poverty started in 1964. You have had 52 years to get itright; $1 trillion of our money is confiscated each year and transferred to"the poor" and they only want more.

e. Medicare and Medicaid were established in 1965. You have had 51years to get it right and they are broke.

f. Freddie Mac was established in 1970. You have had 46 years to get it right and it is broke.

g. The Department of Energy was created in 1977 to lessen ourdependence on foreign oil. It has ballooned to 16,000 employees with a budget of$24 billion a year and we import more oil than ever before. You had 39 years to get it right and it is an abysmal failure.

You have FAILED in every "government service" you have shoved down ourthroats while overspending our tax dollars.


We're "broke" and can't help our own Seniors, Veterans, Orphans, Homelessetc. and the last months we have provided aid to Haiti, Chile, and Turkey and nowPakistan ( the previous home of bin Laden). literally, BILLIONS of DOLLARS!!!

Our retired seniors living on a 'fixed income' receive no aid nor dothey get any breaks.AMERICA: a country where we have homeless without shelter, childrengoing to bed hungry, elderly going without needed medicines, and mentally illwithout treatment, etc.

Imagine if the GOVERNMENT gave U. S. the same support they give toother countries. Sad isn't it?


1.  Hillary: in prison!

2. Put "GOD" back in America!!!

3. Borders: Closed!

4. Congress: On the same retirement & healthcare plans as everybody else .

5. Congress: Obey its own laws NOW!

6. Language: English only!

7. Culture: Constitution and the Bill of Rights!

8. Drug Free: Mandatory Drug Screening before & during Welfare!

9. Freebies:  NONE to Non-Citizens!

10. Budget: Balance the damn thing!

11. Foreign Countries: Stop giving them our money! Charge them for our help!

12. Fix the TAX CODE!

And most of all.




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